Jesus pops

Overview: "A fake-wad who shammed her fanney into a religion!!! A complete Dillweed!!! She got that whole one mega-tiddy thing going on, it's so dumb !!!! One day they'll all see it, and I will be the new Jesus Pops Not Some DillWEED AND HEr STuPID BOtTLE of KETCHUP WATR" -Popler on Jesus Pops and Wine Jam. Jesus Pops is the leader of the Popists, and a deity of her own religion.

History of Popitlockitism: Shortly after Jesus Pops and Wine Jam were assigned, instead of returning home to FERT6, they instead stay here in the counsel hall, and attempt to make a living conning these idiots. So Jesus Pops put up a poster, and waited for all her new followers to flow in.

Abilities of Jesus Pops: Jesus Pops has a unique ability that not even Magic Jam has, which is to resurrect the dead. On top of that she can drink seemingly endless amounts of wine and not get drunk. Or maybe she's just always drunk, Lol no one will ever know.

About Jesus pops herself: Jesus pops gets infatuated very easy, she is a hopeless romantic and enjoys a good romance book in a wine bath. Jesus pops also enjoys going to parties, shes just the life of the party. Jesus pops is incredibly selfish and egotistical. she constantly has beef with other pops the most notorious being mom pops for mom pops was jealous of jesus pops assigning but jesus pops wanted to be with Gym dad

Rules of Popitlockitism:  Avid Followers:  Critics:
 * 1) You must give Jesus Pops at least one shout out every month on Tumblr.
 * 2) You must post at least one fanfic and one fan art of Jesus Pops of Tumblr every week.
 * 3) Give her money
 * 4) thou shall party
 * 5) thou shall hang with cool bros
 * 6) thou shall kickass like thy lord
 * Grandma Pops - she believes that everyone should worship this lovely gal
 * Liquidator Jam - He thinks she cute
 * Reeto Pops - Maybe, we actually don't know
 * Cool Pops - she's cool like that
 * Mom Pops - She just wants to drink Wine Jam
 * Morgi - He stands with Popler
 * Kentucky Pops - She thinks only hard work and diligence shoud land you the title of deity
 * Pretty much all the Jams - Because it's dumb !!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Popler - Popler believes that only hard work and conquest should secure you a position of powerIMG 1350.PNG