Porl

Overview: Porl is the star of the show, Crying Rock Friends, and a prisoner of the council.  Capture: It is unclear how Porl actually got to the counsel hall. She may have fallen through the portal couch of Jam and Pops C69, or maybe she stowed away on board the ship of one of the wrangling teams, but she did indeed infiltrate the most heavily guarded locality in all the Popsdom. The counsel was having a Spaghetti dinner, and when Popler saw Porl enter, she was so distracted she spilled her spaghetti all down her shirt. Popler was so upset, that she declared Porl was guilty of grand larceny and thrown in the deepest pit in the counsel complex where she was given no light or human interaction, and a camera watched her at all hours. A trial date was never formally assigned, so Porl was largely forgotten about, being the only prisoner other than EverJam. It wasn't until a routine scrub of all the cameras years later did anyone ever realize Porl was down there. A trial was scheduled, but after Jaddy reviewed the footage, he requested the trial be postponed indefinitely due to the strongly marketable material. In her madness, Porl had invented a universe that was both fascinating to watch, but also totally immersive universe. Life as a crying Rock Friend: In Crying Rock Friends, Porl serves as the main character. She plays a veteran of a militeristic invasion orchestrated by the General Cockrose. Porl had a complex relationship with cockrose, and still bitter that she married Gerg and not Porl. Porl blames herself for the General's death, and Cockrose's son, Steen, is a living reminder of that. Together with the other veterans, Mop, and Salt &amp; Pepper, Porl must protect the alien planet from invaders (most often rats and snails). Outside Involvement: Jaddy was reluctant to allow outsiders to visit Porl, fearing that it might bring her back to reality and ratings would suffer. However, after Mom Pops accidentally visited Porl, and it was so well recieved by the fans, Jaddy decided to have a few others come on the show to spice things up with Porl. Wrangler team one was sent to retrieve Porl's ex-boyfriend Gerry, who Porl immediately labeled as Buffmuth and was too emotional to do much. However, Porl did sing a lovely ballad after Buffmuth left. One day Janitor Pops walked in thinking it was where liquidator Jam was, and Porl labeled her as "That thicc blue bih" and Janitor Pops was the antagonist of the show for a good 6 seasons.