Texas Pops

Out of all the Pops sisters, Texas Pops is the sweetest girl. See how she sits on that grass looking forlorn and also slightly smug? She is beautiful, the greatest beauty, such that the world has never seen or will again her after. She has a voice like the sneezing of a puppy. Yes I know it's really quite weird, every time she talks its in short breathy bursts. Anyway, she writes poetry and stuff, and doesn't like to hang around Kentucky Pops too much (she thinks Kentucky is a little too materialistic). Texas Pops also is more religious than Mom Pops and attends 24/7 percent. Strangle though, she does not follow Jesus Pops, but rather the solemn company of the Jams in worship of sweater Pops.