Satan

Satan: (pronounced Say-tan) former ruler of Hell.
Biography: Satan was the first ruler of Hell, and contrary to Christianity was a just king of the Underworld. The unemployment rate of hell was below 1% and the economy was rising at a constant rate. It had been 800,000 years since the last recession.

He hired Kentucky Pops as a receptionist and secretary late in his life, and they grew very close. He confided with her over many matters of the heart, and they would drink tea together in his quasi-high rise apartment. Kentucky Pops asked if should bring her business down into Hell, Satan refused, and he was then bludgeoned to death with one of his collector Faberge Poodles.

Hobbies: Satan loves his kimonos and Faberge Poodles. He is a curator of fine teas, and a general lover of life, undead and all other forms of it. He had a lot of indoor plants and named them all. He's a good sweet boy.

Current: Satan's dead body is cloned repeated and served as a menu item to the citizens of Hell. No one knows but KFP and Person.