Space Pops

Let me tell you a story:

Once upon a lime, there was a really lame pops who came from planet Nerdberg6 with an equally lame Jam. They were the lamest. Each day they would go down to bank and wait in the public bathrooms until someone walked in, and try to talk to them about the right way to brush your teeth. The counsel knew about them for a long while, but refused to make contact because these kids were just ..... total losers. The Jam wore a yellow acrylic argyle vest with a pocket protector, I mean come on!!! It got to the point where the local government had to take matters into their own hands, and jettisoned the Pops and Jams deep into space. The Jam died because he missed the latest episode of Oprah, but the Pops lived on, and for years she sat and ate the Jam, and thought about how she would enact her revenge.

Her original plan was to sneak into the library and put some of the books back in the wrong place, but then, a ship came to her rescue, and her plans changed. Mom Pops had gotten very lost taking Timmy to soccer practice, and asked the floating Pops for directions. Lame Pops boarded her space Winnebago, and took the name of SPACE POPS. Since then, the newly disguised Pops has infiltrated the council, and no one knows her secret (except the Jam-ler) an she lives the rest of her life as a galactic criminal. That is the story of SPace Pops. It also why she is so depressed, she buried under the weight of her past.