Gym Dad

life as a gym teacher
gym dad, formally known as gym bops used to teach young lil pops and jams how to have fun with PE and enjoyed his life. it was very rare to see a bops back then as the legalization of pops was slowly coming through with immigration and assignments. he was proud to show his nations worthiness to be apart of a higher power, like the council had told him to do. until...he met mom pops

the wedding
gym dads wedding was miserable. his suit was to tight and it itched like mad. the drinks either were on mom pops or the floor. all the guests were people he didnt like, emo jam kept crying and playing his emo music. emoji pops kept texting the whole day. then he had to get married to mom pops on top of that!

life after marriage
hes constantly depressed. everyday he craved death, his wife wont leave him alone and jesus pops wont stop flirting with him to make mom pops jealous. his kids don't respect him, he cant get work anymore, his former jam left for the circus so he cant get a replacement until he finds him, the bops district is in recession and he cant even be proud anymore, he failed his nation. not by choice but by the choice of another.