Magic Jam

Overview: Magic Jam, according to the counsel, is the most powerful and lucrative Jam ever to exist. His abilities extend from simple teleportation and transmogrification to influence over time and bending of matter, to such a degree that the Counsel has yet to devise a method of restraint to contain this Jam.

Appearance and Personality: Magic Jam is a jar of glitter that wears the most unflattering shade of yellow you have ever seen with a hat that he swears isn't a fedora. He has a contract with KaBoom that obligates him to say "Sham-Wow" every time he does magic. Luckily though, he does have a lifetime supply of KaBoom with Oxiclean. Magic Jam also has a taste for whole, live birds that he has turned inside out.

Allegiances: Magic Jam seems to have no alliances to anyone, not even his own Pops, Magic Pops. Magic Jam's temperament is wayward and often rash, poking through the multiverse teaching "Magical Life Lessons" to common yokels.

Magical Life Lessons: In one instance, Magic Jam came to Jam and Pops C69 in the guise of a beggar asking for some food scraps, upon the gift of half a croissant (a homemade croissant) Magic Jam switched the bodies of the Jam and Pops and forced them to siege the Luxury Pops Lounge along with a few others of Magic Jam's perversions.

Fan fictions: For whatever reason, Magic Jam has been the subject of many of Person Kentucky's fan made narratives. One discussed the origins of Magic Jam's powers when he went to the center of the Multiverse and visited the wish-granter Prismo in his quasi-corporal dwelling. Magic Jam had wished for the extinction of all pops, and thus became a normal condiment in a fridge. Grace came by, and spent the next 2 hours making glitter and peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. Ironic to some readers since Magic Jam is actually an arts and crafts supply rather than a condiment. He was only rescued by Magic Pops who followed him and wished to undo the Jam's wish, and also get an extra wish herself. She wished for really good lawyer skills.

In a second fan fiction, Person himself is a character and steals magic jams bandana and then gains Magic Jam's abilities, and becomes Magic Person. He enchants Kentucky Pops into falling in love with him, but when he steals magic pops bandanna and completes the set, the magic turns out to be too strong for Person to handle, and he turns himself back into Betty White trying to fix his madness.